Assistant

This job has no access. But its good to play if you are newbie No it isn't, play cargo tech to learn controls and be actually useful to the station, because you can have an infinite number of assistants on a station no you can't, and thank fuck. A Head of Personnel can give you more access on your Identification Card, so you can be something other than a random assistant.

Overview
As an Assistant, you'll want to either get a job or just assist with various jobs around the station. Feel free to ask over the radio if anyone would like any assistance. You don't have any access, so it'll be pretty hard to get anywhere, but this is still a good job for new players. Alternatively steal from people who are actually working, slip people up in the halls, and endlessly annoy the heads. All in the name of the epic grey tide.

Custom Jobs
You can choose between either inventing a custom job title and having the Head of Personnel give you the title and appropriate access, and asking people over the radio if they need assistance. If you take the first option, consider the jobs on the following list. Assistant is a good job for playing a single round gimmick.


 * Acolyte
 * Actor
 * Animal Handler
 * Athlete
 * Bean Counter
 * Coach
 * Consultant
 * Delivery Boy/Girl
 * DJ
 * Gourmand
 * Intern
 * Journalist
 * Junk Collector
 * Musician
 * Paralegal
 * Pianist
 * Political Activist
 * Powergaming Shitlord
 * Receptionist
 * Reporter
 * Safety Inspector
 * Salesperson
 * Servant
 * Student
 * Terraformer
 * Test Subject
 * Waiter

Traitoring
It's easy to stay under the radar as an assistant, as you have the least-respected job on the station. Loot a belt from primary tool storage and load up!

The number one advantage of traitor assistant is your opponent's arrogance. Security and other crew members will typically assume you are inexperienced or stupid, no, assistants are now believed to be gods in term of robusting, you will be treated equal or more than an traitor, even traitors have more liberty than you, the good thing is you're respected by other robust people, you can form teams or groups.